coming soon: On the mat with a dick-hungry MILF named Wendy

When this scene opens, 44-year-old British housewife and mom Wendy is laid out on an exercise mat and getting her tits sucked by some guy who looks like he should be giving her lessons in some ancient form of exercise, not trying to get her off.

"To me, sex and exercise are the same thing," she explained. "Exercise makes me horny, and fucking is good exercise."

Makes sense to us. The question is, Wendy, whether jacking off is good exercise.

"That depends on how hard you jack," she said.

Wendy is happily married with children.

"Unless I'm fucking some guy on camera, I still only fuck my husband," she said. "But sex is always on my mind, and I must go through a package of batteries for my dildos every week. Plus, I've been having these naughty fantasies lately about being fucked in the ass by a bunch of men who I'd just met on the Underground."

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